Earlier this week it was reported that Amy Winehouse landed in the hospital for the bazilionith time over the weekend, supposedly for a reaction to her cold medication. Eye roll. The Mirror reported that she was sent to the London Clinic on the advice of her doctor, and was just supposed to stay the night. Now her uber-gabby dad Mitch is setting the story straight (thanks Mitch!) with the worlds worst overshare. Ever. Amys not in the hospital because of cold medication. Her breast implants are leaking.
MITCH WINEHOUSE’s mouth is almost as big as his daughter’s.
And giving him his own TV show means we’ll be hearing a lot more of his frank observations.
He revealed on his Living programme the real reason behind Amy’s trip to hospital at the weekend – and it’s not pretty.
He said: “It wasn’t because she had a cold.
“She’s fine, she just had a little (Mitch points to his chest) leaky something or other.”
Euew…
[From the Sun]
I am a freakishly curious person, and I want to know all sorts of things that arent by business. You can tell me all about stuff that other people would be mortified by, and Im just fascinated. I never knew this until now, but it turns out I have a line. Leaky breast implants are my line. I maintain I still want to know everything up to that point. But once we cross over to the point where dads are talking about their daughters leaky implants its just too much.
On a related note, is anyone else imagining an outward geyser-esq squirting? Its so much funnier than a gentle inward dribble. I know thats not how it works, but its the only thing I can do to rescue myself from the particulars of this story.
Heres Amy leaving a pub in London on November 11th. Images thanks to WENN.com .
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