Here’s a black chick I want to fuck because I have a black chick fetish and because she’s got an amazing body named Meagan Good. She’s wearing Pretty Woman whore boots as a tribute to what her life could have been had she chosen the traditional prostitution instead of the whoring herself to the entertainment industry, you know, if her mother wasn’t a half jewish stage mother who sold her daughter’s soul to the entertainment industry devil when she was 4 and her dad was an LAPD cop. The kind of prostitute addicted to crack, who doesn’t wear underwear because washing the shit is too complicated and the handsoap in public washrooms isn’t hypoallergenic. The back alley blowjob style I can afford. But the unfortunate truth is that instead she’s all ego and thinks she is more famous than she actually is and will never have to put herself in a compromising sexual position to pay her rent…. and that’s one of life’s great tragedies…
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